I gots a sticker...  

Posted by Colossus Jaseus


So I went and changed registration locations to vote today. Is was sweet I got some stroked out British lady as my file/absentee attendant. It was awful I hate hate British and I do not like old people, didn't help with the stroke speech. If I had a hammer for every time I saw an old stroked out British person...I would have a hammer to squish them with. Too far and too soon. Anyways voting for before everyone was kinda rad. I was almost an ass and added in Cthulhu. But a giant space alien reptoid squid may not be the best choice. When you turn in the ballot there is a demon box that you place it in that is locked down tighter than the preachers daughter. Of course the last ballot that was deposited was jammed in it so I had to wait my turn...just like the preachers daughter. They fixed it though, and it took my ballot. Thus I voted for the first time and a odd sense of accomplishment washed over me. Now all I have to hope for is a certain VP candidate be taken off the ticket.

Why I Never Sleep...  

Posted by Colossus Jaseus


Ok for realsies all who needs to sleep when you can go on adventures to Wal-Mart. I mean at 1am the coolest people are there. On to tonights adventure JD and I were like Wal-Slaves hand over the IRONMAN Blu-RAY. Thats right we went there at fucking 1am to get the movie cause it was Tuesday and Wal-Mart is open forever literally and physically, like some girls I know. So we sauntered on up into electronics and walk in on a warzone. There were two Wal-Wenchs storming about with boxes and merchandise strung everywhere. So we avoided there area of organized disgruntled chaos. Ofcourse once at the Blu-Ray case the damn movie is not stocked yet...so you know what that means. We mount an assault on the closest troll and stated wench where the IRONMAN Blu-Ray. She was all like dig through my box...I was like no, but I did anyway. So I snatched up the movie and was like lets ditch the Wal-Wenchs. Then I headed to Sporting-Shit and picked up a stylish 20lb conditioning vest brought to you by Gold's Gym. Now I have the power to add another 1/12th of myself to myself. Of course now we are watching the movie and it is 3:11am wooooooooo. Now I must say the movie is bad ass...so say we all. The Blu-Ray is immaculate as well. Superb audio and video and bonus features this to splee over. The only thing wanting is a better HDTV. Anywho thats all for now.